abbreviations

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:

CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM : Ambition In Mind.

DATE : Day And Time Evolution.

EAT : Energy And Taste.

TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).

SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.

BYE : Beside You Every-time..:):):)

Superb Definitions...!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays 'n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

Storming msg:

When You lift the phone You say HELLO..

Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO?

It is the name of a girl..!

Yes!!

And Do u knw who is dat girl?

Margaret hello..

She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.

One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend!

Thats LOVE.

Added on  8 Nov '10 | Posted by  Purvi Mehta

Smile - It makes a world of difference .

Dance - Who knows when you won't be able to .

Cry - Holding those emotions in is bad for you .

Hug - Helps you and helps another .

Laugh - What's the point in hiding happiness ?

Live - Because life is everything .

Added on  28 Oct '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?

No?

O.K.

Let Me Tell You

P-> Perfect

A-> Aimitious

K-> Kool

I-> Islamic

S-> Super

T-> Talented

A-> Able

N-> Nation..

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,

E: Extreem Happy

I : In

D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy

I : In

D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of

I : Increase

D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or

I : I

D : DAte

What Is BBA ?

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish